|November 2015/2558||Issue 42|
All material in this publication is highly copyrighted by Al Reynolds 2015
Highly Copyrighted Material is material I don’t even know about and beyond.
Monday brunch is The Mad Hatter (formerly Nubi’s)) at 10:00am
Another shift in venues for Wednesday…. We’ll be meeting at The City Lodge Restaurant A few feet north of the Bangkok–Udon Hospital. ….No business is conducted… The menu and cooking talents at the City Lodge have been brought over from the Book House Restaurant.
T-Bar Restaurant is the place for Friday brunch at 10:00am….or the
The Good Corner Restaurant
In Thailand brewed coffee is sold across counters under many different names… You can buy the typical cappuccino or mocha and a whole litany of other coffees that are all served up here the same way they are in their native countries. But try to buy coffee brewed the American way and you may be surprised…. It’s called Coffee Americano over here.
The first time I saw coffee Americano on a menu I ordered a hot cup whilst dreaming of a Miami sunrise on a cool September morning. I wasn’t prepared for what I got…
The coffee was so bitter that it seemed to dry the walls of my mouth before it fell into my stomach where it dried out everything down there too. That is strong…. For sure…. but I am addicted.
I have but one small concern. But first, I am just so beside myself I must share my good fortune with you guys… maybe you can publish my comments so all your six subscribed members can have a gander….
I have had many girl friends since arriving and I must say that I have tried to turn all my girls into honest women with some kind of permanent arrangement but my best efforts have failed no matter the amount of money I have lavished on each in their turn. They have all run off for some unknown reason I do not understand.
But now the shoe is on the other foot… I have found a woman who has it all…. Good looks, owns a huge house free and clear on ten Rai of land… and she even owns one of those large four door trucks with all the aftermarket delights… (We have even acted out in front of the truck camera on several occasions but that is for another time.)
My concern is the truck… my new lovely says that she is still making monthly payments on the four wheel monster and has asked that I help defray the cost and of course, me being me, have suggested I take all the burden of the payments for which she reluctantly agreed.
Now I’m under a slight cloud of distrust… Is there a chance that the truck is already paid for as is the house and the land…. Her husband was a wealthy old farang recently passed…. Why wouldn’t he have paid cash for the truck as he did for the property and house… Am I making duel payments?
William Whipping III
Thank you for unburdening yourself on our door mat… we shall try to be most kind and generous in our reply and will tread most lightly where your emotions are concerned….
We are so happy that you, after all your relationships have finally seen a light go on… still low wattage but a light none the less. Your peeping through a cloud of mistrust and visiting a bit of logic may have been the best thing you can do for yourself in understanding your position in these matters… Not that we suggest a change… It is not often that the flip side of a relationship in the land of smiles comes attached with free living quarters, transportation and a woman who will act out in front of a dash mounted wide angle lens. Those must be some movies for sure…
For some unwarranted reason our staff is in concurrence with your slight cloud of distrust analogy. Our logic and a most jaded understanding of the culture here would make us believe you are one of the few who is close to understanding where they are in this new relationship…. It’s almost like you have found a most comfortable nest if you can delicately assuage yourself from those heavy truck payments. Just think, you will have a really nice house and ten Rai to recuperate.
We have no advice… However, our Editor is looking for a problem solver with writing skills such as yours. We are thinking of starting a puzzle page and a comic section…You may apply…. Please bring some of those home movies with you…None of us has ever seen bumper sex and this would be a good time to learn what that is all about.
Senior Editor…. Sir Smuff III
If an English guy named Thomas Crapper made the toilet famous a hundred years ago why haven’t we heard of a whole family of Crappers? Where are the Crappers now? We continue to hear about Rockefeller’s after almost one hundred years. Rockefellers are all over New York and the Ozarks and stuff…. We continue to hear about the Ford Family…. They have multiplied and moved about a bit… so what’s up with the Crapper clan? Why haven’t we heard about them? Are they still in England or have they moved about a bit?
Mark Zuckerberg is going to have a child soon so we will be hearing more from that famous family for years to come and who knows Mark could be knighted for stuff later on… But nothing like that has happened to the Crapper family. Have they gone underground?
A new healthy diet survey is complete… This time instead of telling people who eat red meat that their diet is risky they have softened it up a bit. They have thrown a safety net to the red meat eaters. This study has concluded that meat eaters are more at risk of a heart attack because red meat eaters are more inclined to smoke,
to drink, and play pool in smoke filled rooms whereas the folks who eat their asparagus and raw carrots in a well ventilated dining room are not… Is it fair to compare just Red meat against raw veggies? No!
So this group is adding a life style scenario and throwing that into the mix. Now the survey has concluded that whoever eats red meat and does all those bad things runs a higher risk of having heart disease than folks who eat ‘healthy food ’ whilst inside rooms filled with nothing more than fresh air.
The last I heard sex was good for you. How does that size-up with someone who eats red meat, smokes, and drinks, plays pool and has sex too…. Do we assign points for this stuff and keep a tally or are we red meat eaters always going to be living a totally out of control life?
The Editor’s Unabashed Sales Pitch
This cartoon is one of many cartoons featured in any one of four cartoon books published by Books Mango
(Bangkok Books)… The books are titled: Up To You
Volume I, II, III & IV.
(Volume IV is a cheap come on with fifteen cartoons..) All the other high dollar Volumes are endowed with fifty cartoons.
The books are available online for email download from any bookstore in the world… (That is impressive)
Go to your favorite online bookstore (like Amazon) and type:… Al Reynolds: Up To You and see what happens… you may have to type “cartoons” or” Adult cartoons or “Sleazy cartoons…”
News Flash…. The books are
now available in paperback same day mailing…. Just select “Paperback” when you place your order.
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