Early September 2014/2557 Issue 29
All material in this publication is highly copyrighted by Al Reynolds 2014
Highly Copyrighted Material is material I don’t even know about and beyond.
You want to be a paleontologist when you grow up….. No hurry.
Earth Science: I was scared the first time I heard that the earth was getting smaller… I was in the second grade at the time but it wasn’t as bad as I thought. It was a metaphor; the earth was smaller because airplanes were bigger and faster. Okay, so where is flight 370?
Levels of Happiness: Draw a horizontal line across this page… That line represents normal for you. Write anything that makes you happy above the line and all the things that devour your negative side below the line… If you are always a grump and nothing is above the line split your grumpy moments and draw a line through their median. You see where this is going…. Some people think being grumpy is happy.
The Udon Expats brunch routine is expanding…. The Chef’s Table is the official site for the Club Brunch on Wednesdays….No business is conducted… Monday it is either the Book House or Nobi’s whichever suits…The Good Corner on Friday at 10:00am.
The women have been coming to these Brunches for a while… they gather their own group at our breakfast venue and then walk off to a restaurant around the corner that serves their kind of food. It is our opinion that the ladies really enjoy getting together for these brunches… Bring your lady along.
My bes’ girl friend write you guy letter las’ week complain about her boy friend look at her thoot too much when ben’ ober pick up rice. I tell truth now.
Her boyfriend is rich guy from You-Rope. He be look at my thoot all the time not her thoot…. Unner-stand that first thing?
That too much detail, already.
I wan’ to know where all those fifty farang sit aroun’ have beer all time an’ not think problem with watch woman bend over. I expect you in-tro-do me.
Love you all time.
We are most pleased to make your acquaintance and are most ready to introduce you around. If you’ll stop around the office any day at closing I will be most happy to interview you for a special story I am doing and perhaps, if you are still interested, introduce you to all the men of our interviews…
Billy, (I’m new to the editorial staff)
Isan Love Tap
I enjoy spicy… to a degree…. In Thailand spicy means hot…. Pepper hot… hot comes in degrees…four peppers, five peppers or more… When my wife cooks something that she knows is going to be especially hot she color codes the peppers….
She’ll whisper to me that this is a red pepper meal or a green pepper meal so I’ll know what color is going to bite the most and I can easily find and remove that color until I have reduced the level of hot down to my comfort zone..… This works as long as she is in a good mood.
On a mood day she may throw in all orange peppers along with the sliced and diced carrots… and then most emphatically, in a loving way, tell me today is an Orange pepper day and good luck….
How high is the bar on good looks?
I catch myself glancing at my reflection when I’m out and about… I always seem to look pretty good for my age… of course those glimpses are only a fraction of the whole…. and I’m in motion and dressed in dark to camouflage my payload.
My stride is off too. My head hangs forward and has a tendency to bob in time to my belly when I walk. Going out in public has become a challenge to my ego but I’d rather go through a day in the sunlight than spend a few minutes in front of a full length mirror at home…. I never get naked at home.
It’s all in what you eat.
Getting older doesn’t mean you have to give up sex….You just have to adjust your thinking to understand that arousal is stimulated in different ways when one foot is in the grave. The mention of food does it for me.
Desserts set off my endorphins. The mention of cherry pie is a trip back to memory lane when sex was new, experimental, scary and in the back seat.
Chocolate Mousse is a move toward a candle lit fireplace and decadence on a bear rug.
A banana split means a race to see who is going to get control of the bottom.
Apple pie is almost like having sex while standing and saluting naked. Rather awkward but sex just the same.
There is something about spinach that goes through the roof, eat these veggies and you could wake up naked in a wheat field feeling used, and happily worn out.
Asparagus with Maltaise sauce: More wildness…. Same wheat field, same nakedness but too tired to walk… got’ta crawl out.
Dreaming of three scoops of ice cream with toppings and whipped cream is like thinking of a night alone in front of the fireplace…. Eat your veggies.
Shallow Thought Section
by Allen Pluvo
FaceBook is so neat. You can post to a million users in a split second…. Then you can delete that message in a split second…What would happen if you posted, deleted, posted, deleted over and over to a million people… Could you burn up a satellite? Make it rain?
Editor’s unabashed sales pitch
This cartoon is one of many cartoons featured in any one of four cartoon books published by Books Mango (Bangkok Books)… The books are titled: Up To You Volume I, II, III & IV.
(Volume IV is a cheap come on with fifteen cartoons..) All the other high dollar Volumes are endowed with fifty cartoons.
The books are available online for email download from any bookstore in the world… (That is impressive)
Go to your favorite online bookstore (like Amazon) and type in… Al Reynolds: Up To You and see what happens… you may have to type “cartoons” or” Adult cartoons or “Sleazy cartoons…” The books are available only from email downloads…. (Nobody will know you bought one… that’s just between you and me.)
Thanks for the visit…..